# Posts on X before Jun 16, 2024, 10:11:51 AM UTC

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## On X

### [Jun 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1802233250154463532)

> holy fuck this isn't a skit, his name is actually Maebe A. Girl. lmaoooooooo



Quoted post by End Wokeness:

### [Jun 14, 2024 — @EndWokeness](https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1801632184929030367)

> BREAKING: LA City Council members have removed "No U-Turn" traffic signs in a gay neighborhood.
> 
> They say the signs were homophobic.
> 
> No, this is not satire.

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### [Jun 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1802205358620061930)

> you dont need to pay $100 for parallels bloatware, you can just use UTM instead. literally no downsides



### [Jun 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1801940232348340668)

> 

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Quoted post by terminally onλine εngineer:

### [Jun 14, 2024 — @tekbog](https://x.com/tekbog/status/1801657258121605597)

> i just need to lock in and cook

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### [Jun 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1801563866419368240)

> ok but I seriously don’t know one person who will be voting for Biden (without the “he’s the lesser of two evils\!” argument). 
> 
> even those who hate Trump with all their being - they’re not voting this election, they tell me



### [Jun 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1800413530673615111)

> what if my cock is actually based on my balls?



Quoted post by Mark Kretschmann:

### [Jun 10, 2024 — @mark_k](https://x.com/mark_k/status/1800157998800855380)

> What if Apple AI is actually based on GPT-5
> 
> 🤔



### [Jun 10, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1800005187781972265)

> easiest way to see if someone is in the same plane is to tell them "you can just do things". if they argue no and give you their reasonings as to why, they're not on the same plane
> 
> i literally cannot think of one thing that i "can't do" it just takes prep + plan + execute



Quoted post by kache:

### [Jun 10, 2024 — @yacineMTB](https://x.com/yacineMTB/status/1799995939467448788)

> it really feels like i'm in a double world. most people don't live in the same plane of existence as me. like, most of the people around me in ottawa. it's just wild to know what's coming down the pipe and for everyone around me to not believe me



### [Jun 9, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799675248046125391)

> ok I have 4 more shitposts to go today, waiting for something interesting to comment on, give me a min



### [Jun 9, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799672345449357556)

> all the people in the comments saying "bro u just have to xyz" or "it basically never breaks for me" don't understand end users at all and only think with their nerd brains, not general consumer brains
> 
> my mom has been using a macbook for 10+ years. the same one. never fucked up



Quoted post by Dylan Falconer:

### [Jun 8, 2024 — @falconerd](https://x.com/falconerd/status/1799419138743705750)

> I used Linux for 10ish years. Up until 2023
> 
> Your whole system shouldn't break on automatic updates
> 
> Your WiFi and Bluetooth should just work
> 
> People aren't gonna use it until these things are fixed



### [Jun 9, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799643418513318022)

> ban “what do you notice” from your timeline. you’re welcome



### [Jun 8, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799353501648331217)

> you could take over a 3rd world country with just Sora and and a SOTA LLM
> 
> and you wouldn't even break a sweat



### [Jun 8, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799352300873634114)

> it's insane to me that openai doesn't train their models to be experts in... their own openai api documentation. it should know everything about every single part of openai, but it... doesn't
> 
> so disappointing



### [Jun 8, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799344935281607046)

> obsidian's [@kepano](<https://x.com/kepano>) is such an aesthetic, omg



### [Jun 7, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799016890494591051)

> something tells me that google, specifically google AI, has seen a drastic shift in censorship/bias/retarded inclusivity
> 
> i think they learned their lesson and have now done nearly a 180 - you can tell because of how they've allowed you to turn off / adjust censorship filters



### [Jun 7, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1799015948332232971)

> you can tell if someone has brain rot or not depending on their thoughts on gun control
> 
> imagine the rot you need to have in order to say that households shouldn't be allowed to have guns for self defense



### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798665442086817959)

> i used to be many-files pilled but now im becoming more fewer-files pilled



### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798662868608614505)

> HUGE OPEN AI NEWS THIS MORNING\! i heard from a top secret source (a random tweet in my for you page) that june 6, today, openai will release something big



### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798627215518921094)

> he's the guy that theorizes that whatever you believe will happen after your death will happen (atheists will cease to exist, Christians will go to heaven/hell, Muslims will be greeted by 72 virgins... yeah, that too) - basically his argument is that your core most true beliefs create the next reality for you after death; you write your own story, basically
> 
> and apparently his theories have a bunch of proof to back up his claims
> 
> he's based but nothing world-altering has come out of him. maybe we'll read his theories in a couple hundred years like we read thoreau today



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### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798624696155668716)

> guys what language is this and what does it mean

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### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798624395545759796)

> don't worry, ~3 more shitposts and i'm done for the day, i'll be back again tomorrow, bear with me plz



### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798623683126468941)

> damn, i lost so much respect for all these actors, whether they meant the words they were reading from a script or not. no amount of money would make me be this cringe



Quoted post by Richard Hanania:

### [Jun 5, 2024 — @RichardHanania](https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1798465903115542696)

> 2015 called and wants its cringe back.

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### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798622940537459170)

> i got the "i can only sleep if i pass out" autism, it looks like awake for 30+ hours, sleep for 12+ hours, repeat [t.co/5hI4sM5Ssa](<https://t.co/5hI4sM5Ssa>)



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### [Jun 6, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798620909731033126)

> all of my problems would go away if i had 70 more IQ points



### [Jun 5, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798443544543482316)

> it's ok yann i go retard mode sometimes too, get some sleep and take a day off, get better soon friendo

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Quoted post by Yann LeCun:

### [Jun 5, 2024 — @ylecun](https://x.com/ylecun/status/1798362524443898193)

> [@tom\_doerr](<https://x.com/tom_doerr>) [@skdh](<https://x.com/skdh>) Like every powerful tool: you only put them in the hands of people who have been properly trained, or place them under strict institutional control for the most powerful ones.



### [Jun 5, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798432833297608704)

> never deleting this app

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### [Jun 5, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798336188723687522)

> first time i'm seeing this in chatgpt. ive been using gpt-4o for free ever since it released, havent paid subscription for it (I use API mostly anyway), but today I see this
> 
> new gpt model coming soon? and they're just introducing these wording/ui changes?

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### [Jun 5, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798318854135075171)

> ok time to make my own OBS from scratch I've had it with the global hotkeys randomly not registering after like 10 minutes



### [Jun 5, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798317725187723348)

> saying "skill issue" is just a cooler non-corny way of saying "sounds like a YOU problem"



### [Jun 4, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1798079056409493596)

> + kefir.



Quoted post by Oz:

### [Jun 4, 2024 — @imabearhunter](https://x.com/imabearhunter/status/1798047501209240042)

> Steak bites and eggs, what you drinking with this?

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### [Jun 3, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1797468220716445762)

> she is not a learning opportunity\! 😤 but seriously what is that? what's wrong with her? i hope she tells us because i've been in the comments for 10 minutes and still don't have a clue



Quoted post by Dr Harrie Larrington-Spencer:

### [May 31, 2024 — @tricyclemayor](https://x.com/tricyclemayor/status/1796631617458307109)

> Today in a cafe, the man serving asked "What's that?" pointing at my face and then "What's wrong with you?"
> 
> It's not even the first time this week that this has happened.   
> 
> Having your body very loudly and publicly labelled as 'wrong' is intensely painful \& embarrassing.

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### [Jun 2, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1797288549756375489)

> this is why openai is the most cracked



Quoted post by Parmy Olson:

### [May 31, 2024 — @parmy](https://x.com/parmy/status/1796512701696667873)

> Sexism in A.I. explained in one chart.

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### [Jun 2, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1797206462944727435)

> if AI can do your art and writing, then you produce slop, so might as well outsource that to the AI so you can find something you're better at



Quoted post by Alex George Pickering:

### [Jun 1, 2024 — @AlexGPickering](https://x.com/AlexGPickering/status/1796990602716066042)

> Indeed.

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### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796917662066364612)

> Remember anon, Pride is a Deadly Sin.



### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796916702631862596)

> I’m pretty sure this company and all its members are all just an elaborate troll and soon they’ll release a “nah, we’re just fucking with you guys\! hahaha, got ya\!” blog detailing the entire process of creating this satire piece and how it speaks to Silicon Valley culture



Quoted post by rabbit inc.:

### [May 31, 2024 — @rabbit_hmi](https://x.com/rabbit_hmi/status/1796345628525760611)

> we just launched magic camera on the r1 to bring some [\#rabbitmagic](<https://x.com/search?q=%23rabbitmagic>) to your life. in vision mode, press the button once to snap a picture of something, then check your rabbithole journal on the web about 30 seconds later for a fun surprise\!
> 
> we want to see your magic camera photos, so share them with us using the [\#rabbitmagic](<https://x.com/search?q=%23rabbitmagic>) hashtag and we’ll repost our favorites.

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### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796903801091395833)

> hey [@fortelabs](<https://x.com/fortelabs>) you need to get this before someone else does

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### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796899672256332059)

> Wildest pivot I've witnessed so far, from PKM to PGM (personal groin management). absolute chad Tiago here, I bow down sir



Quoted post by Tiago Forte:

### [May 31, 2024 — @fortelabs](https://x.com/fortelabs/status/1796645617659412784)

> I think I’m about to make the hardest pivot from knowledge management into sexuality as a source of personal empowerment
> 
> My most surprising discovery in personal dev’t recently has been that the groin is literally the source of our personal power
> 
> Sacral chakra is the most fundamental driver of desire, will, decisiveness, and clarity in our lives
> 
> Accessing those forces is therefore inherently a sexual/sensual act, and we can’t do it well if we’re not in touch down there
> 
> Also, what stops you in sex is also stopping you everywhere else. If you don’t know what you want at the most visceral level of physical sensation, good luck knowing it anywhere else



### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796828152578122149)

> To all the people losing their minds about the new mini-brain-with-eyeballs machine scientists are using to calculate millions of times faster than on silicon - wait til you hear about what abortion is



### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796827176542888273)

> This internet stuff is so embarrassing. It's letters on a screen. We had books for thousands of years. They're getting all this money ad making all these deals beacuse they changed what they call a "page" (now it's a WEBpage).



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### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796806965454377427)

> if you want to contemplate canadian kys medication, read he comments in here



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### [May 31, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796364001611534452) · Edited

> whoever made CORS, I hope you enjoy hell



### [May 31, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796363953527992404) · Edited

> whover made CORS, I hope you enjoy hell



### [May 30, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796090961598046694)

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF LMAO



Quoted post by Google AI:

### [May 29, 2024 — @GoogleAI](https://x.com/GoogleAI/status/1795872023668986210)

> [\#ChatDirector](<https://x.com/search?q=%23ChatDirector>) is a research prototype that brings 3D avatars and automatic layout transitions to your 2D laptop screen, transforming online meetings to be more immersive and dynamic. Check it out → [goo.gle/3yBDuY9](<https://t.co/Vh0mhjnqw9>)

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### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795869937820643659)

> Definitely using AI in the future to remove Zendaya from Dune



Quoted post by Beloved Dubs:

### [May 28, 2024 — @Bdubs1776](https://x.com/Bdubs1776/status/1795503215472939461)

> Dune Part 2 is an astonishing achievement in filmmaking that is ruined by the worst female love interest that has ever been put to screen. 1/

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### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795772711601582485)

> take a look at this entire thread and all the comments. this guy is a literal giga chad. 
> 
> "the noise is noise. i removed it. no, you don't need it. no, you're wrong. nope."



Quoted post by moderate rock:

### [May 27, 2024 — @lookoutitsbbear](https://x.com/lookoutitsbbear/status/1794962035714785570)

> [@usrbinishan](<https://x.com/usrbinishan>) not only does it convert back losslessly it also has the noise removed



### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795767490418544660)

> remember when openai employees said that the announcement that was gpt-4o was going to be "bigger than gpt-5"? lmao



### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795711835347505340)

> \#1 should be programmer but for most it's a skill issue so most psychopaths quit and move on to more manipulation-based career paths like CEO, lawyer, etc



Quoted post by teo — e/acc:

### [May 29, 2024 — @phteocos](https://x.com/phteocos/status/1795680257825013931)

> do you agree?

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### [May 28, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795344998311010508)

> vimium and [@homerow\_app](<https://x.com/homerow_app>) are all you need



### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795161963372114184) · Edited

> this is all of us in 40 years
> \>omg and you printed this ribeye steak?
> \>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing?
> \>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents?
> \>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed at home?



Quoted post by Jenny:

### [May 26, 2024 — @jennyAI](https://x.com/jennyAI/status/1794535336909107522)

> There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see [pic.x.com/8OPgwlZFhN](<https://t.co/8OPgwlZFhN>)

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### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795161833394806789) · Edited

> this is all of us in 40 years
> \>omg and you printed this ribeye steak?
> \>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing?
> \>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents?
> \>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed home? [https://t.co/icCVnDM4nR](<https://t.co/icCVnDM4nR>)



Quoted post by Jenny:

### [May 26, 2024 — @jennyAI](https://x.com/jennyAI/status/1794535336909107522)

> There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see [pic.x.com/8OPgwlZFhN](<https://t.co/8OPgwlZFhN>)

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### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795102117625016611)

> anyone who thinks gpt-4o isn't better at coding = skill issue



### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795097497221664998)

> the state of CNN lmao

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