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@MichaelStolarzholy fuck this isn't a skit, his name is actually Maebe A. Girl. lmaoooooooo
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: LA City Council members have removed "No U-Turn" traffic signs in a gay neighborhood. They say the signs were homophobic. No, this is not satire.
@MichaelStolarzyou dont need to pay $100 for parallels bloatware, you can just use UTM instead. literally no downsides
@MichaelStolarz
@tekbog
i just need to lock in and cook
@MichaelStolarzok but I seriously don’t know one person who will be voting for Biden (without the “he’s the lesser of two evils!” argument).
even those who hate Trump with all their being - they’re not voting this election, they tell me
@MichaelStolarzwhat if my cock is actually based on my balls?
@mark_k
What if Apple AI is actually based on GPT-5 🤔
@MichaelStolarzeasiest way to see if someone is in the same plane is to tell them "you can just do things". if they argue no and give you their reasonings as to why, they're not on the same plane
i literally cannot think of one thing that i "can't do" it just takes prep + plan + execute
@yacineMTB
it really feels like i'm in a double world. most people don't live in the same plane of existence as me. like, most of the people around me in ottawa. it's just wild to know what's coming down the pipe and for everyone around me to not believe me
@MichaelStolarzok I have 4 more shitposts to go today, waiting for something interesting to comment on, give me a min
@MichaelStolarzall the people in the comments saying "bro u just have to xyz" or "it basically never breaks for me" don't understand end users at all and only think with their nerd brains, not general consumer brains
my mom has been using a macbook for 10+ years. the same one. never fucked up
@falconerd
I used Linux for 10ish years. Up until 2023 Your whole system shouldn't break on automatic updates Your WiFi and Bluetooth should just work People aren't gonna use it until these things are fixed
@MichaelStolarzban “what do you notice” from your timeline. you’re welcome
@MichaelStolarzyou could take over a 3rd world country with just Sora and and a SOTA LLM
and you wouldn't even break a sweat
@MichaelStolarzit's insane to me that openai doesn't train their models to be experts in... their own openai api documentation. it should know everything about every single part of openai, but it... doesn't
so disappointing
@MichaelStolarzobsidian's @kepano is such an aesthetic, omg