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@MichaelStolarzhey @fortelabs you need to get this before someone else does
@MichaelStolarzTo all the people losing their minds about the new mini-brain-with-eyeballs machine scientists are using to calculate millions of times faster than on silicon - wait til you hear about what abortion is
@MichaelStolarzThis internet stuff is so embarrassing. It's letters on a screen. We had books for thousands of years. They're getting all this money ad making all these deals beacuse they changed what they call a "page" (now it's a WEBpage).
@MichaelStolarzHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF LMAO
@GoogleAI
#ChatDirector is a research prototype that brings 3D avatars and automatic layout transitions to your 2D laptop screen, transforming online meetings to be more immersive and dynamic. Check it out → goo.gle/3yBDuY9
@MichaelStolarztake a look at this entire thread and all the comments. this guy is a literal giga chad.
"the noise is noise. i removed it. no, you don't need it. no, you're wrong. nope."
@lookoutitsbbear
@usrbinishan not only does it convert back losslessly it also has the noise removed
@MichaelStolarzremember when openai employees said that the announcement that was gpt-4o was going to be "bigger than gpt-5"? lmao
@MichaelStolarzvimium and @homerow_app are all you need
@MichaelStolarzthis is all of us in 40 years
>omg and you printed this ribeye steak?
>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing?
>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents?
>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed at home?
@jennyAI
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see pic.x.com/8OPgwlZFhN
@MichaelStolarzthis is all of us in 40 years
>omg and you printed this ribeye steak?
>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing?
>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents?
>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed home? https://t.co/icCVnDM4nR
@MichaelStolarzanyone who thinks gpt-4o isn't better at coding = skill issue
@MichaelStolarzthe state of CNN lmao
@MichaelStolarzwe need 1TB RAM macbooks ASAP
@MichaelStolarzreality is somehow worse than prediction in this case
@MichaelStolarzusually because they're using disgustingly bitter and overly acidic low quality coffee grounds to begin with. so the only thing they can do in order to gulp that shit down is drown it in sugar
@imPenny2x
I don't understand why people ruin their perfectly good coffee with sugar.
@MichaelStolarzstart teaching your kids how to code at 6 months old
@MichaelStolarzin a world full of keyboards choose to learn handwriting
@shauseth
in a world full of no code choose to learn assembly
@MichaelStolarzthis is from a silicon valley episode, right? RIGHT?
@anothercohen
This is the most cringe shit I have ever seen in my entire tech career pic.x.com/RPEaUxtLyT
@MichaelStolarzI just pushed huge updates to the chat feature in SystemSculpt AI :) patreon.com/posts/essentia…
@MichaelStolarzi mean idk i dont think the food industry is a good fit for tesla tbh
@jessica_kirsh
Do you think Tesla will manufacture its own chips?
@MichaelStolarzthis is like if the joker were to fight one of the hockey pants wearing fake batmans
@TheChiefNerd
Imagine acting like this in front of Mike Tyson pic.x.com/dpozAztXDs
@MichaelStolarzit gets worse lmao
youtu.be/zLvFc_24vSM
@MichaelStolarzur drama is twitch streamer drama, my drama is @airkatakana drama. we are not the same
@MichaelStolarzthe problem with this is that memelords by default align more with conservative values (ironically)
don't agree? imagine a trump campaign memelord VERSUS a biden campaign memelord.
who wins? exactly.
@TechCrunch
The Biden campaign is looking to hire a seasoned meme lord tcrn.ch/3V9iKQw
@MichaelStolarzpersonally i find extreme joy thinking about how older generations of super nerds (@Plinz for example), that didn't have as much of an outlet for their inner thoughts as we newer generations do today, are able to express themselves and be part of everyday supreme nerd discourse
@MichaelStolarzoh you're an AI researcher? name 10 researches.
@MichaelStolarzthe problem with this logic is that barely anyone games on their mac - most that can afford the apple ecosystem are able to also buy a standalone gaming pc / console linux users however DO try to game on their linux machines. because, well - the thought of using anything other t… Less
the problem with this logic is that barely anyone games on their mac - most that can afford the apple ecosystem are able to also buy a standalone gaming pc / console
linux users however DO try to game on their linux machines. because, well - the thought of using anything other than linux makes a linux user wince and cringe
@_Mira___Mira_
x.com/Purring_Lynx/s… In my mind, Apple is still that company that makes Macs with 2% market share on the Steam annual survey. Linux is 1% so in my mind Linux basically is half as big as Apple.
@MichaelStolarzeverything in life is a skill issue
@NickADobos
Skill issues all the way down x.com/memeticsisyphu…
@MichaelStolarzso i keep my card locked so that i don't worry about subscriptions (I DECIDE WHEN YOU TAKE MY MONIES, NOT U, SAAS)
and funny enough - I didn't even notice I've been using the free version of ChatGPT. and I prompt it multiple times throughout the day
they've gotta release 4.5/5
@MichaelStolarzok im getting bored rewatching my fav animes, what is your most favorite anime? fan service always welcome ofc
@MichaelStolarzwho... who maintains this... this is someone's job...
@htmx_org
damn isp.netscape.com
@MichaelStolarzi hate refactor days, i just want to have nonstop push-to-prod days. can't wait for AI to solve refactoring on large codebases.
@MichaelStolarzif you're still using VLC... switch to IINA. you're welcome
@MichaelStolarzwe already have these; they're called "most humans"
@MichaelStolarzbased turkish? they do instead of yap.
@yacineMTB
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@MichaelStolarz"elon al gaib" banger.
@omnius_eacc
elon al gaib says "we can turn the entire world green"🔊
@MichaelStolarzso many high profile, high net worth people have died in helicopter accidents in just this past decade alone
you'd think people would stop relying on helicopters, or there would be some sort of safety revolution for them, but nope, same/higher usage rate, no safety improvements
@MichaelStolarz@MichaelStolarzgetting scammed in runescape was my first taste of bitter euphoria. one of my most painful moments in childhood was figuring out that the 1K big bones were swapped to 1K [regular] bones i never experienced a scam before that; i remember thinking oh, they must have made a mistak… Less
getting scammed in runescape was my first taste of bitter euphoria.
one of my most painful moments in childhood was figuring out that the 1K big bones were swapped to 1K [regular] bones
i never experienced a scam before that; i remember thinking oh, they must have made a mistake, let me find them and explain that i actually wanted big bones, not regular ones
then i started panicking because as I was right clicking all over the place looking for their username (that I vaguely remembered, not exactly)
then i realized they must have logged off; i'll just find their username in my chat history / from the trade notification
... and then realizing it was gone because there was so much chatting going on in varrock bank, so they were overwritten basically, making them disappear forever
and then it CLICKED - this was all on purpose. it felt like a moment of euphoria mixed with a sickening disgust in my stomach. someone did this on purpose to me. they hurt me, knowing they would, and now they're gone - and they'll never face any consequences because i have no way of reporting them
it was one of my first mindfucks - sure, i knew what scamming was in theory; you trick someone. but i've never been tricked before that.
from that moment on, i've diligently checked, verified, never trusted outright; i've always looked at people like if they were that same scammer, trying to do it again
i've been scammed in runescape a few more times since then, so this definitely was the first but not the last time. but with each new scam, my mental model of protection was updated.
it's helped me tremendously in life.
@MichaelStolarzWait a second, @rabbit_hmi isn’t a satire piece?
@MichaelStolarzit's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid stereotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of America
it's what makes America great and unique in this aspect.
@BasedNorthmathr
Does the American empire run in spite of its politicians? Like are they sitting on top of a well-oiled machine that continues regardless of the reality tv show that claims to run it x.com/julesterpak/st…
@MichaelStolarzit's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid steotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of america it's what makes america great and unique in this aspect. … Less
it's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid steotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of america
it's what makes america great and unique in this aspect. https://t.co/OjAHvb2xOw
@MichaelStolarzright now multimodal models taken pictures of whatever video you're showing it; soon you'll just livestream to them and they'll understand in the same way they understand speech natively now (gpt-4o)
@MichaelStolarzI break my day into 24 pieces, that way I have 24 days every single day while you have your measily little 1 day
my friend takes it a step further and breaks each of my 24 days into 60 days, granting him a total of ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED FORTY DAYS per one day you're living.
@MichaelStolarzHow hard is it to detect these bots lol
@MichaelStolarzAI slop as a sandwich
@tekbog
third sandwich from scandinavia we call this the special swedish slop x.com/tekbog/status/…
@MichaelStolarzlook at this absolute chad youtube.com/watch?v=sY3CRy…
@MichaelStolarzdesigners; HELP!
wondering if I should make the chat window more colorful? is it easy enough to read and understand user messages vs. ai responses?
@MichaelStolarzthe craziest thing about this is the 54 likes
@MichaelStolarzI'm leaving OpenAI after 43 years.
Over four decades of my life invested into one of the top companies in the world... and I don't feel a moment older. I was part of the team that finished up AGI - who knew all you had to do was say you'll give it $200 (not $20).
AMA.
@MichaelStolarz"haha! he's jumpin around and sayin GOOGLE! hahaha! woah! look at him go! wow, he's got a lot of energy! hahaha! runnin around the stage! HAHAHA! there he goes again! he said GOOGLE again! hahaha! woah! he's takin it all off! hahaha! wow! what a great show!" thats how they thoug… Less
"haha! he's jumpin around and sayin GOOGLE! hahaha! woah! look at him go! wow, he's got a lot of energy! hahaha! runnin around the stage! HAHAHA! there he goes again! he said GOOGLE again! hahaha! woah! he's takin it all off! hahaha! wow! what a great show!"
thats how they thought you'd react
