# Posts on X before Jun 1, 2024, 8:56:29 AM UTC Canonical: https://michaelstolarz.com/x/before/1717232189000-1796828152578122149/ ## On X ### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796827176542888273) > This internet stuff is so embarrassing. It's letters on a screen. We had books for thousands of years. They're getting all this money ad making all these deals beacuse they changed what they call a "page" (now it's a WEBpage). [Quoted post unavailable](https://x.com/i/status/1796320986402312374) ### [Jun 1, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796806965454377427) > if you want to contemplate canadian kys medication, read he comments in here [Quoted post unavailable](https://x.com/i/status/1796320986402312374) ### [May 31, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796364001611534452) · Edited > whoever made CORS, I hope you enjoy hell ### [May 31, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796363953527992404) · Edited > whover made CORS, I hope you enjoy hell ### [May 30, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1796090961598046694) > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF LMAO Quoted post by Google AI: ### [May 29, 2024 — @GoogleAI](https://x.com/GoogleAI/status/1795872023668986210) > [\#ChatDirector]() is a research prototype that brings 3D avatars and automatic layout transitions to your 2D laptop screen, transforming online meetings to be more immersive and dynamic. Check it out → [goo.gle/3yBDuY9]() [Animated GIF](/x/media/8665818ac04bea6c78f4752dc25f50d3776de09a54753c0fdbe2f446b442cb58.mp4) ### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795869937820643659) > Definitely using AI in the future to remove Zendaya from Dune Quoted post by Beloved Dubs: ### [May 28, 2024 — @Bdubs1776](https://x.com/Bdubs1776/status/1795503215472939461) > Dune Part 2 is an astonishing achievement in filmmaking that is ruined by the worst female love interest that has ever been put to screen. 1/ [Attached image](/x/media/18d7e2a01803dc5a0c6b370d8adc6a9e9cbcbcb4abac66d6f49bdf162d437d33.jpg) ### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795772711601582485) > take a look at this entire thread and all the comments. this guy is a literal giga chad. > > "the noise is noise. i removed it. no, you don't need it. no, you're wrong. nope." Quoted post by moderate rock: ### [May 27, 2024 — @lookoutitsbbear](https://x.com/lookoutitsbbear/status/1794962035714785570) > [@usrbinishan]() not only does it convert back losslessly it also has the noise removed ### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795767490418544660) > remember when openai employees said that the announcement that was gpt-4o was going to be "bigger than gpt-5"? lmao ### [May 29, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795711835347505340) > \#1 should be programmer but for most it's a skill issue so most psychopaths quit and move on to more manipulation-based career paths like CEO, lawyer, etc Quoted post by teo — e/acc: ### [May 29, 2024 — @phteocos](https://x.com/phteocos/status/1795680257825013931) > do you agree? [Attached image](/x/media/846ec96f7a054a4de15fe1b189720101850de315e626fea080ace3a040237b7e.png) ### [May 28, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795344998311010508) > vimium and [@homerow\_app]() are all you need ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795161963372114184) · Edited > this is all of us in 40 years > \>omg and you printed this ribeye steak? > \>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing? > \>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents? > \>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed at home? Quoted post by Jenny: ### [May 26, 2024 — @jennyAI](https://x.com/jennyAI/status/1794535336909107522) > There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see [pic.x.com/8OPgwlZFhN]() [Video on X](/x/media/e3f53142385ab2e9a3f95e1a86e88e64509f5006597e366d79d22fadf933c933.jpg) ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795161833394806789) · Edited > this is all of us in 40 years > \>omg and you printed this ribeye steak? > \>wait you just used your brainwaves, no typing? > \>you're running 6 companies with 20 AI agents? > \>woah can I take this nvidia chip you 3d printed home? [https://t.co/icCVnDM4nR]() Quoted post by Jenny: ### [May 26, 2024 — @jennyAI](https://x.com/jennyAI/status/1794535336909107522) > There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see [pic.x.com/8OPgwlZFhN]() [Video on X](/x/media/e3f53142385ab2e9a3f95e1a86e88e64509f5006597e366d79d22fadf933c933.jpg) ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795102117625016611) > anyone who thinks gpt-4o isn't better at coding = skill issue ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795097497221664998) > the state of CNN lmao [Attached image](/x/media/4e5219b274e6f130420ad81eaa7ed730478eb398a27163a1fe809dd10f28c578.png) ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795014826751590462) > we need 1TB RAM macbooks ASAP ### [May 27, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1795008054809022481) > reality is somehow worse than prediction in this case [Attached image](/x/media/127af3ccced054e77e999789e2945bf6d3c5fff2df9439175a9faf8b09a5c9ed.png) [Attached image](/x/media/e152640cf0963b67d57bc59bd46255a2d576bb070df360aeb3ea346491f5926e.jpg) ### [May 26, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794773276314763497) > usually because they're using disgustingly bitter and overly acidic low quality coffee grounds to begin with. so the only thing they can do in order to gulp that shit down is drown it in sugar Quoted post by Penny2x: ### [May 26, 2024 — @imPenny2x](https://x.com/imPenny2x/status/1794768618875715629) > I don't understand why people ruin their perfectly good coffee with sugar. ### [May 26, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794705267982283176) > start teaching your kids how to code at 6 months old ### [May 26, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794649302008221813) > in a world full of keyboards choose to learn handwriting Quoted post by shaurya: ### [May 26, 2024 — @shauseth](https://x.com/shauseth/status/1794648937581953443) · Edited > in a world full of no code choose to learn assembly ### [May 26, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794583145146356085) > this is from a silicon valley episode, right? RIGHT? Quoted post by Alex Cohen: ### [May 26, 2024 — @anothercohen](https://x.com/anothercohen/status/1794546736880640150) > This is the most cringe shit I have ever seen in my entire tech career [pic.x.com/RPEaUxtLyT]() [Video on X](/x/media/bd92dde0aaf690d06472dbd906c6fc3cb398864c2c20a7df6c1f4c7ce4d77f02.jpg) ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794410293671723279) > we need to put ozempic in the water supply [Attached image](/x/media/cbea8d928647bf5a41068b5faad69eeec61a9ac72cc6704ca439a42206354677.png) ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794401818048696351) > I just pushed huge updates to the chat feature in SystemSculpt AI :) [patreon.com/posts/essentia…]() ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794328549186580982) > i mean idk i dont think the food industry is a good fit for tesla tbh Quoted post by 🌻 Jessica Kirsh: ### [May 24, 2024 — @jessica_kirsh](https://x.com/jessica_kirsh/status/1794103231678697759) > Do you think Tesla will manufacture its own chips? ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794327552192094637) > but what if i hit it from the back so hard i flip the switch back on without noticing? is there like a ding that goes off or smth? does it vibrate when flipped? 🤔 Quoted post by sixbangs: ### [May 25, 2024 — @SixBangs](https://x.com/SixBangs/status/1794156469937639891) > meanwhile there are men out there with literal cyborg balls augmented with a toggle switch [Attached image](/x/media/37e13ccf5373b96a0fa5a0c8fc20e030f34612ce0a4d3e673e263a05df4487e8.png) ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794315784384327756) > so many comments saying "all i see is white guys" ok sarah thanks for telling everyone you're a racist, weird flex but ok Quoted post by John Coogan: ### [May 24, 2024 — @johncoogan](https://x.com/johncoogan/status/1793814603237085656) > Here is the full list of "Alpha Men" from this Fast Company article: > > Jeff Bezos > Lex Fridman > Sam Altman > Brian Armstrong > Jared Kushner > MrBeast > Benjamin Netanyahu > John Coogan > David Holz > Palmer Luckey > Alex Karp > Peter Thiel > Packy McCormick > Thomas Carlyle > Oliver Cromwell > Martin Luther > Dante > Elon Musk > Sergey Brin > Larry Page > Mike Solana > David Friedberg > Mark Zuckerberg > Jason Calacanis > Travis Kalanick > David Sacks > Marc Andreessen > Kevin Scott > Yann LeCun ### [May 25, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794314457684103583) > this is like if the joker were to fight one of the hockey pants wearing fake batmans Quoted post by Chief Nerd: ### [May 17, 2024 — @TheChiefNerd](https://x.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1791300887769465164) > Imagine acting like this in front of Mike Tyson > [pic.x.com/dpozAztXDs]() [Video on X](/x/media/2624dd14dc9f74d42d6eab3e28f18051fc44f515eaeef7671f8f5057135769eb.jpg) ### [May 24, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794068023390658767) > literally any progressive country these days: > > "just literally kill yourself bro. no seriously, come here, we'll help you kill yourself, it's so over anyway bro, let us kill you c:" > > i.e. canada, netherlands, australia, new zealand, etc Quoted post by Rose Lyddon: ### [May 23, 2024 — @providenceluvr](https://x.com/providenceluvr/status/1793765482794975589) > euthanasia made up over 5% of all deaths in the netherlands in 2022 ### [May 24, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1794028983480430651) > it gets worse lmao > [youtu.be/zLvFc\_24vSM]() ### [May 23, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793643401990296013) > POV: you're a retard [Quoted post unavailable](https://x.com/i/status/1793350031556403590) ### [May 23, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793620756414259356) > ur drama is twitch streamer drama, my drama is [@airkatakana]() drama. we are not the same ### [May 23, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793579918640730498) > the problem with this is that memelords by default align more with conservative values (ironically) > > don't agree? imagine a trump campaign memelord VERSUS a biden campaign memelord. > > who wins? exactly. Quoted post by TechCrunch: ### [May 22, 2024 — @TechCrunch](https://x.com/TechCrunch/status/1793410611877146651) > The Biden campaign is looking to hire a seasoned meme lord [tcrn.ch/3V9iKQw]() ### [May 23, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793571791572812153) > personally i find extreme joy thinking about how older generations of super nerds ([@Plinz]() for example), that didn't have as much of an outlet for their inner thoughts as we newer generations do today, are able to express themselves and be part of everyday supreme nerd discourse ### [May 22, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793325975100686477) > remember when greta thunberg was screaming at politicians / world leaders at summits saying "you took my childhood away\! we're all going to die because of your inaction and carelessness\!" > > and now she's like 21 and chillin, the world's doing just fine? we'll probably see her @ 100 yo lmao, i'll make sure to laugh at her again then too ### [May 22, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793209230528594131) > oh you're an AI researcher? name 10 researches. ### [May 22, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1793180205034656165) > the problem with this logic is that barely anyone games on their mac - most that can afford the apple ecosystem are able to also buy a standalone gaming pc / console > > linux users however DO try to game on their linux machines. because, well - the thought of using anything other than linux makes a linux user wince and cringe Quoted post by Mira: ### [May 22, 2024 — @_Mira___Mira_](https://x.com/_Mira___Mira_/status/1793178625442971689) > [x.com/Purring\_Lynx/s…]() > > In my mind, Apple is still that company that makes Macs with 2% market share on the Steam annual survey. > > Linux is 1% so in my mind Linux basically is half as big as Apple. ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792951912276615580) > nothing feels better than drunk coding ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792924053126144274) > everything in life is a skill issue Quoted post by Nick Dobos: ### [May 21, 2024 — @NickADobos](https://x.com/NickADobos/status/1792919358273925125) > Skill issues all the way down [x.com/memeticsisyphu…]() ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792908707036291516) > never leaving x [Attached image](/x/media/f68543c3978bcd0adde2b5a285e5f8e67570e55701e23399478f82ccd57b7c7e.png) ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792879930017185853) > so i keep my card locked so that i don't worry about subscriptions (I DECIDE WHEN YOU TAKE MY MONIES, NOT U, SAAS) > > and funny enough - I didn't even notice I've been using the free version of ChatGPT. and I prompt it multiple times throughout the day > > they've gotta release 4.5/5 ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792877492992463311) > ok im getting bored rewatching my fav animes, what is your most favorite anime? fan service always welcome ofc ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792836433901965517) > who... who maintains this... this is someone's job... Quoted post by htmx.org / CEO of htmx 4 (same thing): ### [May 20, 2024 — @htmx_org](https://x.com/htmx_org/status/1792549840154681505) > damn > > [isp.netscape.com]() [Attached image](/x/media/deed903c4eda914c6b1c888b4a42ed191225b8230b899c6eb7015b532052ca7f.jpg) ### [May 21, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792836226736910408) > i hate refactor days, i just want to have nonstop push-to-prod days. can't wait for AI to solve refactoring on large codebases. ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792537823175991785) > if you're still using VLC... switch to IINA. you're welcome ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792528844190261423) > we already have these; they're called "most humans" [Quoted post unavailable](https://x.com/i/status/1792362232787206281) ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792522328641081576) > based turkish? they do instead of yap. [Attached image](/x/media/84563a88e5301e460a68644216d786c0746e57a483ea9173421b1db11c830b1c.png) Quoted post by kache: ### [May 20, 2024 — @yacineMTB](https://x.com/yacineMTB/status/1792383492950565348) > yap yap yap yap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yapyap yap yap ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792499738442613113) > replace kys with cys > go canada yourself ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792467129176101100) > "elon al gaib" banger. Quoted post by omni: ### [May 20, 2024 — @omnius_eacc](https://x.com/omnius_eacc/status/1792443660048478681) > elon al gaib says "we can turn the entire world green"🔊 [Video on X](/x/media/2dbff854dd2aae1bd23b0ca4c3b1a365013c741fc538c5afd44f7fc523ae6e13.jpg) ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792459531525791844) > \>be voice actress > \>everyone loves your voice > \>people say it sounds like scarlett johansson > \>flattered.jpg > \>femcels and their simps start saying your voice is too good - er, too "horny" > \>openai gives in and removes your voice > \>wont even name you/give you credit > > feelsbadman Quoted post by OpenAI: ### [May 20, 2024 — @OpenAI](https://x.com/OpenAI/status/1792443575839678909) > We’ve heard questions about how we chose the voices in ChatGPT, especially Sky. We are working to pause the use of Sky while we address them. > > Read more about how we chose these voices: [openai.com/index/how-the-…]() ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792456831241257201) > just give me back my scarjo waifu 😭😭😭😭 [Quoted post unavailable](https://x.com/i/status/1792455767356043745) ### [May 20, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1792452536118759604) > decels won this round unfortunately. well, decels and self-conscious women who've been complaining since the showcase that "it's too horny" and "wow it's an incel's dream" which says much more about them than they think lol Quoted post by OpenAI: ### [May 20, 2024 — @OpenAI](https://x.com/OpenAI/status/1792443575839678909) > We’ve heard questions about how we chose the voices in ChatGPT, especially Sky. We are working to pause the use of Sky while we address them. > > Read more about how we chose these voices: [openai.com/index/how-the-…]() [Older posts](/x/before/1716188961000-1792452536118759604/index.md) [More from @michaelstolarz](https://x.com/michaelstolarz) Saved from X: 2026-09-07T04:03:13.607Z