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usually because they're using disgustingly bitter and overly acidic low quality coffee grounds to begin with. so the only thing they can do in order to gulp that shit down is drown it in sugar
I don't understand why people ruin their perfectly good coffee with sugar.
but what if i hit it from the back so hard i flip the switch back on without noticing? is there like a ding that goes off or smth? does it vibrate when flipped? 🤔
meanwhile there are men out there with literal cyborg balls augmented with a toggle switch
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