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@MichaelStolarzbased turkish? they do instead of yap.
@yacineMTB
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@MichaelStolarzreplace kys with cys
go canada yourself
@MichaelStolarz"elon al gaib" banger.
@omnius_eacc
elon al gaib says "we can turn the entire world green"🔊
@MichaelStolarz>be voice actress
>everyone loves your voice
>people say it sounds like scarlett johansson
>flattered.jpg
>femcels and their simps start saying your voice is too good - er, too "horny"
>openai gives in and removes your voice
>wont even name you/give you credit
feelsbadman
@OpenAI
We’ve heard questions about how we chose the voices in ChatGPT, especially Sky. We are working to pause the use of Sky while we address them. Read more about how we chose these voices: openai.com/index/how-the-…
@MichaelStolarzjust give me back my scarjo waifu 😭😭😭😭
@MichaelStolarzdecels won this round unfortunately. well, decels and self-conscious women who've been complaining since the showcase that "it's too horny" and "wow it's an incel's dream" which says much more about them than they think lol
@MichaelStolarzso many high profile, high net worth people have died in helicopter accidents in just this past decade alone
you'd think people would stop relying on helicopters, or there would be some sort of safety revolution for them, but nope, same/higher usage rate, no safety improvements
@MichaelStolarz@MichaelStolarzgetting scammed in runescape was my first taste of bitter euphoria. one of my most painful moments in childhood was figuring out that the 1K big bones were swapped to 1K [regular] bones i never experienced a scam before that; i remember thinking oh, they must have made a mistak… Less
getting scammed in runescape was my first taste of bitter euphoria.
one of my most painful moments in childhood was figuring out that the 1K big bones were swapped to 1K [regular] bones
i never experienced a scam before that; i remember thinking oh, they must have made a mistake, let me find them and explain that i actually wanted big bones, not regular ones
then i started panicking because as I was right clicking all over the place looking for their username (that I vaguely remembered, not exactly)
then i realized they must have logged off; i'll just find their username in my chat history / from the trade notification
... and then realizing it was gone because there was so much chatting going on in varrock bank, so they were overwritten basically, making them disappear forever
and then it CLICKED - this was all on purpose. it felt like a moment of euphoria mixed with a sickening disgust in my stomach. someone did this on purpose to me. they hurt me, knowing they would, and now they're gone - and they'll never face any consequences because i have no way of reporting them
it was one of my first mindfucks - sure, i knew what scamming was in theory; you trick someone. but i've never been tricked before that.
from that moment on, i've diligently checked, verified, never trusted outright; i've always looked at people like if they were that same scammer, trying to do it again
i've been scammed in runescape a few more times since then, so this definitely was the first but not the last time. but with each new scam, my mental model of protection was updated.
it's helped me tremendously in life.
@MichaelStolarzthink about it
it's much cleaner and low-key to do x-y-z in order for all your doomer colleagues to quit on their own
rather than firing the entire AI safety team
@MichaelStolarzWait a second, @rabbit_hmi isn’t a satire piece?
@MichaelStolarz
@philoskate
If i was a man I would want to get every single woman pregnant
@MichaelStolarzit's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid stereotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of America
it's what makes America great and unique in this aspect.
@BasedNorthmathr
Does the American empire run in spite of its politicians? Like are they sitting on top of a well-oiled machine that continues regardless of the reality tv show that claims to run it x.com/julesterpak/st…
@MichaelStolarzit's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid steotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of america it's what makes america great and unique in this aspect. … Less
it's all smoke and mirrors to make us look like a stupid steotypical "dumb american" when in reality people (including other world govs) have absolutely no idea what's truly going on behind the scenes of america
it's what makes america great and unique in this aspect. https://t.co/OjAHvb2xOw
@MichaelStolarzif you can't beat em (make them prioritize AI safety first), join... a different org (probably nowhere near the level of advancement OpenAI is at) in order to... stick it to em? while they just continue without you as if nothing happened, with 1 less safety researcher breathing d… Less
if you can't beat em (make them prioritize AI safety first), join... a different org (probably nowhere near the level of advancement OpenAI is at) in order to... stick it to em? while they just continue without you as if nothing happened, with 1 less safety researcher breathing down their necks?
seems like a win-lose (win for OAI ofc) if I'm reading this correctly
@janleike
Yesterday was my last day as head of alignment, superalignment lead, and executive @OpenAI.
@MichaelStolarzright now multimodal models taken pictures of whatever video you're showing it; soon you'll just livestream to them and they'll understand in the same way they understand speech natively now (gpt-4o)
@MichaelStolarzI break my day into 24 pieces, that way I have 24 days every single day while you have your measily little 1 day
my friend takes it a step further and breaks each of my 24 days into 60 days, granting him a total of ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED FORTY DAYS per one day you're living.
@MichaelStolarzHow hard is it to detect these bots lol
@MichaelStolarzAI slop as a sandwich
@tekbog
third sandwich from scandinavia we call this the special swedish slop x.com/tekbog/status/…
@MichaelStolarzone of these was made by a gay, the other one was made for gay. iykyk
@sama
i try not to think about competitors too much, but i cannot stop thinking about the aesthetic difference between openai and google
@MichaelStolarzlook at this absolute chad youtube.com/watch?v=sY3CRy…
@MichaelStolarzdesigners; HELP!
wondering if I should make the chat window more colorful? is it easy enough to read and understand user messages vs. ai responses?
@MichaelStolarzthe craziest thing about this is the 54 likes
@MichaelStolarzI'm leaving OpenAI after 43 years.
Over four decades of my life invested into one of the top companies in the world... and I don't feel a moment older. I was part of the team that finished up AGI - who knew all you had to do was say you'll give it $200 (not $20).
AMA.
@MichaelStolarzdoomers mentally jerk off to end-of-the-world porn. literally
@MichaelStolarz"haha! he's jumpin around and sayin GOOGLE! hahaha! woah! look at him go! wow, he's got a lot of energy! hahaha! runnin around the stage! HAHAHA! there he goes again! he said GOOGLE again! hahaha! woah! he's takin it all off! hahaha! wow! what a great show!" thats how they thoug… Less
"haha! he's jumpin around and sayin GOOGLE! hahaha! woah! look at him go! wow, he's got a lot of energy! hahaha! runnin around the stage! HAHAHA! there he goes again! he said GOOGLE again! hahaha! woah! he's takin it all off! hahaha! wow! what a great show!"
thats how they thought you'd react
@MichaelStolarzit looks like I won't be renewing my claude opus subscription. gpt-4o + using it via cursor has now replaced my Claude Opus needs. Opus is still superior for long (30K+) context length, but @cursor_ai does a pretty great job finding the necessary information to send to openai fo… Less
it looks like I won't be renewing my claude opus subscription.
gpt-4o + using it via cursor has now replaced my Claude Opus needs. Opus is still superior for long (30K+) context length, but @cursor_ai does a pretty great job finding the necessary information to send to openai for me with just a simple request + cmd+enter to do my entire codebase.
@MichaelStolarzimagine your grandkids seeing you be a doomer idiot thinking you made ilya quit because you yelled outside his workplace window
i would melt from embarrassment
@liron
People think protests have no impact…
@MichaelStolarzyeah i mean it's still literally unusable, even for the most simple things. I should be able to type a simple task like this and it should know what to do, what to search for... come on. this next grok update better be good or it's over or xai
@MichaelStolarzJarvis is next
@kevinafischer
Her is the first thing What’s the second?
@MichaelStolarznothing shocks my soul more than a person who is a genius in one field, but a complete retard in another - one you wouldn't expect them to be so stupid in
there's a guy who makes glorious, uncensored fine-tunes... but then tweets about how his AI is sentient.
had to block them
@MichaelStolarzoh look, another degenerate's opinion who's had CTE fucked into them through all the orgies they raffle tickets off for
doomers rejoice
@sporadica
this is indistinguishable from a legitimate mental illness
@MichaelStolarz@MichaelStolarzif the google io event was inserted into a silicon valley episode, it would be a bad episode because of how unbelievably cringe it was. it would be too much of a parody; it wouldn't even be funny as a joke.
now add to the fact that... it was a real event. orchestrated. LMAOWTF.
@MichaelStolarzthis is what all the people crying about OpenAI's voice "sounding too horny" want the voice to sound like
dead, robotic, soulless
@GoogleDeepMind
We watched #GoogleIO with Project Astra. 👀
@MichaelStolarzyou're either cooking or getting cooked
@MichaelStolarzimagine if google io comes out with something that beats gpt-4o? what if they come out with unlimited context that actually works? i'm a whore for higher context limits (that actually work)
@MichaelStolarzlatest update to systemsculpt ai :D patreon.com/posts/introduc…
@MichaelStolarzYou MUST keep shaming and making fun of these fucking losers. Make it so cringe to be a part of this retarded movement
Same goes for the Just Stop Oil shills
@beffjezos
PauseAI "protest" today 😂
@MichaelStolarzagreed. if this is what free users get... i can't wait to see what paid chatgpt / api access devs get with the next update. lots of people saying there will be a second follow up update this week(?)
@AGIVMAN
Seems fairly obvious that @OpenAI will announce/release GPT4.5 or 5 soon. If not, what’s the point for paying for ChatGPT Plus since everyone can use GPT4o for free?
@MichaelStolarzimagine growing old and telling your grandkids you wanted to pause ai and stop it from progressing -
oh wait, these people don't believe in having kids, let alone grandkids. nevermind.
@MichaelStolarzi always think. thinking about thinking while i'm thinking gets my current thinking train derailed because of the hyperfixation on thinking about the thought of thinking. though i think sometimes that thinking about thinking improves my thinking because it's a thinking loop that … Less
i always think. thinking about thinking while i'm thinking gets my current thinking train derailed because of the hyperfixation on thinking about the thought of thinking. though i think sometimes that thinking about thinking improves my thinking because it's a thinking loop that constantly thinks, so it gets better at thinking, like a thinking muscle that trains via thinking. so no, thinking isn't bad.
@MichaelStolarzthe only negative comments i've seen about gpt-4o are from bitter women or simps within their comments
@shauseth
who knew the singularity would be mostly about replacing women
@MichaelStolarz2 hours programming with gpt-4o - definitely a huge difference. Still terrible at higher context sizes; anything over ~8K tokens is garbage.
But other than that, it 0-shots very frequently. Huge productivity boost, I'd say 20%(?)
@MichaelStolarzI really hope they don't remove this. But I don't think they will; @sama has already talked about NSFW extensively, and it would be silly for them to remove this flirty vibe - or at the very least, allow the user to tune it to be flirty on their own.
@kimmonismus
That's the word I've been missing all this time. They have made ChatGPT "Flirty". It makes you feel special. That was a conscious decision. And that could still be very interesting. x.com/ashioyajotham/…
@MichaelStolarzOk not put more than 10K tokens into it and see if becomes retarded or not in reasoning, I dare you
But apart from that yeah I’m excited for it I just wish they explored larger context utility more
@MichaelStolarzOk so Her is officially here, just a dumb version of Her but Her nonetheless
@MichaelStolarzif this openai event doesn't hit a homerun out of the fucking stadium into galactic orbit, no one will ever be excited for another openai event ever again
this space only allows for 1 anticipation burn, then we're numb
@MichaelStolarzimagine they show us the coolest shit ever and all of our hopes and dreams are reached and then some - all to find out that none of it will be available until Q4 2024. kill me
@MichaelStolarzimagine if openai drops a download called OS1 and it works on all distros and it's literally Her from Her