# Posts on X before May 17, 2024, 1:56:13 PM UTC

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## On X

### [May 17, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791452605555826910)

> I break my day into 24 pieces, that way I have 24 days every single day while you have your measily little 1 day
> 
> my friend takes it a step further and breaks each of my 24 days into 60 days, granting him a total of ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED FORTY DAYS per one day you're living.



Quoted post by kache:

### [May 17, 2024 — @yacineMTB](https://x.com/yacineMTB/status/1791442608335585735)

> STOP LIVING BY THE CLOCK
> I"M HALFWAY THROUGH MY FIRST DAY KEEP UP

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### [May 17, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791350897538433131)

> How hard is it to detect these bots lol

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### [May 17, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791342409315647846)

> AI slop as a sandwich



Quoted post by terminally onλine εngineer:

### [May 16, 2024 — @tekbog](https://x.com/tekbog/status/1791172977460932677)

> third sandwich from scandinavia
> we call this the special swedish slop  [x.com/tekbog/status/…](<https://t.co/AcV9ORDu3N>)

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### [May 17, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791315616403775695)

> one of these was made by a gay, the other one was made for gay. iykyk



Quoted post by Sam Altman:

### [May 16, 2024 — @sama](https://x.com/sama/status/1791183356274921568)

> i try not to think about competitors too much, but i cannot stop thinking about the aesthetic difference between openai and google

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### [May 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791117862763122929)

> look at this absolute chad [youtube.com/watch?v=sY3CRy…](<https://t.co/cIpEaHBhzi>)



### [May 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791077159957823582)

> designers; HELP\!
> 
> wondering if I should make the chat window more colorful? is it easy enough to read and understand user messages vs. ai responses?

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### [May 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1791038049671119247)

> the craziest thing about this is the 54 likes



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### [May 16, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790962399471980637)

> I'm leaving OpenAI after 43 years.
> 
> Over four decades of my life invested into one of the top companies in the world... and I don't feel a moment older. I was part of the team that finished up AGI - who knew all you had to do was say you'll give it $200 (not $20).
> 
> AMA.



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790816112512573519)

> doomers mentally jerk off to end-of-the-world porn. literally



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790730069465555029)

> "haha\! he's jumpin around and sayin GOOGLE\! hahaha\! woah\! look at him go\! wow, he's got a lot of energy\! hahaha\! runnin around the stage\! HAHAHA\! there he goes again\! he said GOOGLE again\! hahaha\! woah\! he's takin it all off\! hahaha\! wow\! what a great show\!"
> 
> thats how they thought you'd react



Quoted post by terminally onλine εngineer:

### [May 14, 2024 — @tekbog](https://x.com/tekbog/status/1790453661757247667)

> im not angry at Google anymore, just disappointed [pic.x.com/B7Y5RWkLCx](<https://t.co/B7Y5RWkLCx>)

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### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790703102448066782)

> it looks like I won't be renewing my claude opus subscription.
> 
> gpt-4o + using it via cursor has now replaced my Claude Opus needs. Opus is still superior for long (30K+) context length, but [@cursor\_ai](<https://x.com/cursor_ai>) does a pretty great job finding the necessary information to send to openai for me with just a simple request + cmd+enter to do my entire codebase.



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790699291683721579)

> imagine your grandkids seeing you be a doomer idiot thinking you made ilya quit because you yelled outside his workplace window
> 
> i would melt from embarrassment



Quoted post by Liron Shapira:

### [May 15, 2024 — @liron](https://x.com/liron/status/1790538216673820757)

> People think protests have no impact…

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### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790696440559522021)

> yeah i mean it's still literally unusable, even for the most simple things. I should be able to type a simple task like this and it should know what to do, what to search for... come on. this next grok update better be good or it's over or xai

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### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790695883987894560)

> Jarvis is next



Quoted post by Kevin Fischer:

### [May 15, 2024 — @kevinafischer](https://x.com/kevinafischer/status/1790575061382184977)

> Her is the first thing
> 
> What’s the second?



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790675778662965685)

> nothing shocks my soul more than a person who is a genius in one field, but a complete retard in another - one you wouldn't expect them to be so stupid in
> 
> there's a guy who makes glorious, uncensored fine-tunes... but then tweets about how his AI is sentient.
> 
> had to block them



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790674470400819283)

> oh look, another degenerate's opinion who's had CTE fucked into them through all the orgies they raffle tickets off for
> 
> doomers rejoice



Quoted post by spor:

### [May 15, 2024 — @sporadica](https://x.com/sporadica/status/1790659031742210484)

> this is indistinguishable from a legitimate mental illness

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### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790673310843621861)

> how many people do you think saw [@openai](<https://x.com/openai>)'s event and went "wow, great stuff\!"?
> 
> how many people do you think saw [@Google](<https://x.com/Google>)'s event and went "wow, great stuff\!"?
> 
> thats all you need to know about the trajectory of both companies.



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790651862611530006)

> if the google io event was inserted into a silicon valley episode, it would be a bad episode because of how unbelievably cringe it was. it would be too much of a parody; it wouldn't even be funny as a joke.
> 
> now add to the fact that... it was a real event. orchestrated. LMAOWTF.



### [May 15, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790553108420198481)

> this is what all the people crying about OpenAI's voice "sounding too horny" want the voice to sound like
> 
> dead, robotic, soulless



Quoted post by Google DeepMind:

### [May 14, 2024 — @GoogleDeepMind](https://x.com/GoogleDeepMind/status/1790463259822420239)

> We watched [\#GoogleIO](<https://x.com/search?q=%23GoogleIO>) with Project Astra. 👀

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### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790413934685729105)

> you're either cooking or getting cooked



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790413322090959342)

> imagine if google io comes out with something that beats gpt-4o? what if they come out with unlimited context that actually works? i'm a whore for higher context limits (that actually work)



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790404762409787434)

> latest update to systemsculpt ai :D [patreon.com/posts/introduc…](<https://t.co/PTYlIz54bs>)



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790322061396906435)

> You MUST keep shaming and making fun of these fucking losers. Make it so cringe to be a part of this retarded movement
> 
> Same goes for the Just Stop Oil shills



Quoted post by Beff (e/acc):

### [May 14, 2024 — @beffjezos](https://x.com/beffjezos/status/1790177761757446427)

> PauseAI "protest" today 😂

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### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790276390761517081)

> agreed. if this is what free users get... i can't wait to see what paid chatgpt / api access devs get with the next update. lots of people saying there will be a second follow up update this week(?)



Quoted post by Sulla:

### [May 13, 2024 — @AGIVMAN](https://x.com/AGIVMAN/status/1790159334959460714)

> Seems fairly obvious that [@OpenAI](<https://x.com/OpenAI>) will announce/release GPT4.5 or 5 soon. 
> 
> If not, what’s the point for paying for ChatGPT Plus since everyone can use GPT4o for free?



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790259469588582555)

> imagine growing old and telling your grandkids you wanted to pause ai and stop it from progressing -
> 
> oh wait, these people don't believe in having kids, let alone grandkids. nevermind.



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790257423766462813)

> i always think. thinking about thinking while i'm thinking gets my current thinking train derailed because of the hyperfixation on thinking about the thought of thinking. though i think sometimes that thinking about thinking improves my thinking because it's a thinking loop that constantly thinks, so it gets better at thinking, like a thinking muscle that trains via thinking. so no, thinking isn't bad.



Quoted post by kache:

### [May 14, 2024 — @yacineMTB](https://x.com/yacineMTB/status/1790209880936141248)

> can't stop thinking about how some people can't stop thinking  [x.com/yacineMTB/stat…](<https://t.co/Eaf7r6eo2c>)

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### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790254815593001417)

> the only negative comments i've seen about gpt-4o are from bitter women or simps within their comments



Quoted post by shaurya:

### [May 13, 2024 — @shauseth](https://x.com/shauseth/status/1790110516989272196)

> who knew the singularity would be mostly about replacing women



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790246293929140339)

> 2 hours programming with gpt-4o - definitely a huge difference. Still terrible at higher context sizes; anything over ~8K tokens is garbage.
> 
> But other than that, it 0-shots very frequently. Huge productivity boost, I'd say 20%(?)



### [May 14, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790245994359325125)

> I really hope they don't remove this. But I don't think they will; [@sama](<https://x.com/sama>) has already talked about NSFW extensively, and it would be silly for them to remove this flirty vibe - or at the very least, allow the user to tune it to be flirty on their own.



Quoted post by Chubby♨️:

### [May 13, 2024 — @kimmonismus](https://x.com/kimmonismus/status/1790087775288463473)

> That's the word I've been missing all this time. They have made ChatGPT "Flirty". It makes you feel special. That was a conscious decision. And that could still be very interesting. [x.com/ashioyajotham/…](<https://t.co/tTke9Ch6nh>)



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790075858121589232)

> Ok not put more than 10K tokens into it and see if becomes retarded or not in reasoning, I dare you 
> 
> But apart from that yeah I’m excited for it I just wish they explored larger context utility more



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790068110998852086)

> Ok so Her is officially here, just a dumb version of Her but Her nonetheless



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790051449788870879)

> if this openai event doesn't hit a homerun out of the fucking stadium into galactic orbit, no one will ever be excited for another openai event ever again
> 
> this space only allows for 1 anticipation burn, then we're numb



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790045846920187913)

> imagine they show us the coolest shit ever and all of our hopes and dreams are reached and then some - all to find out that none of it will be available until Q4 2024. kill me



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1790028249612865994)

> imagine if openai drops a download called OS1 and it works on all distros and it's literally Her from Her



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789980406277722178)

> lord heavenly father, please bless [@openai](<https://x.com/openai>) and have them give us some good shit but also a much higher WORKING context window that doesn't become retarded after 5K tokens,
> 
> thank u God, amen



### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789906400111436239)

> Ok [@yacineMTB](<https://x.com/yacineMTB>) joining X was not on my bingo card but I’m here for it

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### [May 13, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789850989417148607)

> Less than 24 hours to go until the cosmos will implode upon itself in an epic spectacle of unfathomable madness, heralding the dawn of an era where reality itself bends and shatters, leaving humanity awestruck and trembling in the wake of its cosmic cataclysm



Quoted post by Spencer Schiff:

### [May 12, 2024 — @SpencerKSchiff](https://x.com/SpencerKSchiff/status/1789706700842275189)

> Less than 24 hours to go until the world changes



### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789656785915187562)

> next vacation project: an army of nematode brains, but instead of searching for food, they search for security vulnerabilities

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### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789641001742815393)

> [patreon.com/posts/vote-nex…](<https://t.co/LO2ColN7NB>)



### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789637483602600051)

> [patreon.com/posts/systemsc…](<https://t.co/nxWFiCuPai>)



### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789630675563475215)

> he said it's not going to be gpt-5, but he never said it's NOT going to be gpt-4.5 👀



Quoted post by Chubby♨️:

### [May 12, 2024 — @kimmonismus](https://x.com/kimmonismus/status/1789626175746200040)

> So we probably get a more advanced LLM on Monday I assume [x.com/futuristflower…](<https://t.co/Sj5F6mCptE>)



### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789571181668171841)

> \>when a frontend dev learns about compilers

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### [May 12, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789524614063980547)

> LOOK AT THE VIEWS LMAO
> 🫵🤣 [@donlemon](<https://x.com/donlemon>)

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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789315318709649608)

> so according to sama's definition, AGI is subjective. if someone's a writer, a lot of today's models (especially claude opus) would do amazingly, even far surpass, a median coworker's skill levels.
> 
> coding, not yet of course. but we're getting there. hopefully we'll find out a lot on Monday.

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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789299080109408347)

> it blows my mind what people can accomplish - what SILLY things people can accomplish - just because they're bored, or want to cutely annoy their spouse...
> 
> engineering knows no bounds; even if the result is useless, it can still be beautiful and personally meaningful.

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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789285544138350985)

> ok im definitely getting a pool for my yard just so i can throw my kids into it after each new thing I teach them

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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789271880089964822)

> literally water benders



Quoted post by Javi Lopez ⛩️:

### [May 11, 2024 — @javilopen](https://x.com/javilopen/status/1789264701555097750) · Edited

> This is amazing 🐬🤯
> 
> (No CGI involved).

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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789262222889468294)

> seems like openai has optimized their processing to such an extent that they can soon offer gpt-4 and dall-e free of charge
> 
> which means that they have both a fuck ton of compute, and they've made processing these requests cheap enough on their side to be able to offset their operating costs elsewhere



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### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789228900100551046)

> looks good on the uncensored side so far with the few tests I've done; other than some formatting issues as you can see below, it produces decent results
> 
> obviously not going to be jailbroken gpt-4-turbo, but with today's llama 3's, we're getting near same quality in responses

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Quoted post by Erik Voorhees:

### [May 10, 2024 — @ErikVoorhees](https://x.com/ErikVoorhees/status/1788955538933575932)

> Announcing Venice
> 
> Today, we launch private, permissionless AI for the purpose of unfettered civilizational advancement:  [Venice.ai](<https://t.co/m2jsJuDuXS>)
> 
> Full announcement:
> [moneyandstate.com/blog/the-separ…](<https://t.co/lPIDpgI9K1>)
> 
> @TryVenice
> 
> A thread...
> 1/17



### [May 11, 2024 — @MichaelStolarz](https://x.com/MichaelStolarz/status/1789227244839436558)

> mind boggling to me that x articles supports latex but doesn't support markdown. i'd be writing so many articles on here



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